Austin, TX. - Local Discount Furniture, in a feat of strength rivaled only by Sylvester Stallone in Over The Top, beat a field of unkempt and over priced furniture stores in an arm wrestling contest this morning. Customers from all across Texas came to the competition, seeking quality and a good deal, and those customers have found what they were looking for: Great value and unsurpassed quality on discount furniture.
LocalDiscountFurniture.com has been crowned the king of good deals on furniture after beating the prices of all the stores in the competition. “By keeping their expenses low they were able to offer the same or better quality priced furniture at extremely low prices, saving me almost a thousand dollars on my new mattress and bedroom set,” one customer said. “I have never seen such cunning and composure under all that pressure.”
When asked about their victory, localdiscountfurniture.com had this to say, “We stuck to our game plan, provided great customer service and let the fat furniture store giants self destruct in front of us. We are proud of our victory, and will do it again tomorrow and every day that there are customers looking for a good deal on furniture or bedding.”